I am very vulnerable to my valiant, versatile and virile valentine, when his velvety, vascular, vertical vehicle visits the vicinity of my voluptuous valley and unveils my Venusian vessel. Venting very high voltage voodoo, he ventures vigorously into my void. My vibrant voyeur's vice is viewing various vivid visual vignettes I vainly venture to volunteer. I verbalize verses via my own vivaciously vocal volition. I vibrate under his voracious vigil and vice versa. On the very verge of victory, his volatile volcano vehemently vanishes into the vortex of my vacant void, filling my vault with vast volumes of valuable vital fluids, until virtually vanquished. Vavoom!